Girls 101: What every BOYS must know.

Boys, here's your daily guide to girls. Know what are the girl's turn on's and off's about guys.

Well these are some of my opinions and mostly based on my friends. They're my primary sources ;)

We girls are not choosy when it comes to picking up our Mr Right guy, the verdict comes from how the guy delivers his space and how he treats the girl. But for some reasons, we can't help but to look for the guy's attitude and manner. So here is our 101s ;)

Girls like boys who are:

• Friendly -When guys are friendly, we find them easy to approach which makes us feel comfortable.
• Caring/Thoughtful - these traits makes girls find guys endearing.
• Great sense of Humor - Humor makes guys look more attractive and it is a certified trait that steals the crown of the heartthrobs everywhere. Humor dethrones those demure type of boys.
• But, some girls can't help it but to also find boys endearing when they find them quiet or serious type.. it makes the girls seek the real guy behind those mysterious stance.
• Guys with the clean cut hair looks are also endearing. But whether you have that kind of haircut as long as your hair falls perfectly on you  and it looks clean and good on you, it's still a yes!
• Guys who can play instruments, sing and dance are also adorable.
• Gentlemanliness of a guy never goes out of the season and is still on the top of all traits girls are looking for. :)

Girls don't like boys who are:

• bully
• brag
• psychopath or likes pornography
• dirty nails
• smoker/drug user
• insensitive and callous
• with piercings
• war freaks

And there you have it! :) The facts stated above are what most girls think.. not for all girls okay? and still by the end of the day just being yourself is what will make  you guys complete and it's the good-est thing to steal the crown of a girl's heart :)

VICE GANDA @ FEU

The best comedian in the history of Kapamilya Network :]
Come to think of it aside pa to sa mga punchlines nya sa bar at yung mga bagong pauso nya sa showtime hehe

THE PINOY FICTIONAL SCI-FI SERIES labyrinth corp. episode 6""

Continuing the story, confirmed na may extraordinary telepathic ability si baby Brian.


But for now let's go back to dr. Labyrinth. What is that specimen he's looking at the microscope? Nakuha nya sa isang patay na 600 year old tortoise recovered after they visited Gumaca in Quezon Province, a provincial area. Sa tingin ni Dr. Labyrinth, madedecode na nya ang sikreto kung bakit umaabot ng daang taon ang life span ng mga tortoise nearly kabilang sa pamilya ng mga turtle. As usual, Yung mutant myosin together nung mga elements na matagal din nyang pinagaralan e ineexamine nya agad kung anung reaction kapag pinagsama ang hormone ng tortoise.


Something is telling him na iinoculate nya ito sa kanyang sarili. And He did, after a few days nakita sa blood tests nya na yung immunity levels ng kanyang katawan ay parang naging abnormal. Compared sa normal sobrang taas ng immunity level nya mas higit pa sa mga immunity ng mammals katulad ng mga dog family at mga wolves. Tinry nya ang mga cancerous hazards gaya ng pagbababad sa uv rays, paglanghap ng matinding carbon monoxide at iba pa. Pero nkakagulat ang result dahil healthy pa din ang kanyang katawan.


Ni hindi man lng nadamage ang balat at internal organs nya sa mga experiments na ginawa. Samakatuwid ang specimen na iyon ang nakapagpabago sa mortalidad ni Dr. Labyrinth. Kahit iba't ibang lason at kemikal na nakakamatay ang ininom nya ngunit walang talab sa kanyang immune system. Pinangalanan nya itong ultimate immunizer. Pinapatay kasi ng ultimate immunizer ang viruses at bacteria automatically sa katawan resulting to cleaner and healthier internal and external human body. Isa pa nacocontrol at naeeliminate agad ng ultimate immunizer ang cholesterol, salt and blood sugar count pati na ang mga oxidants at toxins s katawan. Dahil bago pa lang ang kanyang breakthrough nanaman ay ikinubli nya ito sa publiko. Agad nyang tinawagan si Dra. Queen ngunit tumanggi muna itong magpainject ng ultimate immunizer dahil parang may pumipigil sa Dra. Isa pa aasikasuhin muna nya daw yung mga improvements kay baby Brian at pati na rin sa mga inahon nilang laboratory babies. Successful naman yung pito.


Si Dr. Labyrinth kasi may pagka aethist. Yung hindi inaasa sa Diyos ang kapalaran. Wala nga syang bilib sa mga naniniwala sa mga Diyos gaya ni Allah o Kristo. Ngunit hindi naman sya masama. Mas gusto at naniniwala sya sa impluwensya ng syensya. Pero si Queen ay kahit paano nangingilag dahil sya ay Kristyano na may takot at paniniwala parin sa kumbinasyon ng Dyos at syensya. Ngunit they both share in common, ang pagiging genius, creative at open s pagbabago.


Natutunan naman ni Dra. Queen kung ano ang mga principles sa paglilipat ng kakayanan ng mga bagay at elemento sa mundo para mailapat at magawa ng tao beyond mortality. Una sa pitong sanggol ay pareho din ni baby brian at ng iba pa. Nagiinteract na din agad at thinking na mga anak ito ni Doctor Labyrinth without having an intercourse sa kahit sinong babae. Kung dati radioactivity at nuclear waves ang nkapagbigay kakayanana ng telepathy kay baby Brian, with this next baby tinry ni Queen ang elctrons at negative charges naman. Kung paano nya naiconvert ang mga nasabing charges into liquid substance ay dahil sa kanyang matalinhagang pagiisip. Ang importante naiinject ito successfully at wala namang naging casualty.


Inoobserbahan din ang sanggol. Nakakapanindig balahibo pag hinahawakan at kinakarga ang bata. Punong puno ito ng ions,electric charges, kaya pati buhok ni Queen at ng assistant tumatayo. Isa pa nilang napansin na kapag kusang naiinitan ang bata nagmomoist ang paligid. Hindi nga sila nagkamali. Dahil ang isang bata nanaman na ito ay nagawa nilang mutant gaya ni baby Brian. Hindi sarado ang isip nila na pwedeng mas higit pa dito ang magawa ng second baby katulad ng pagkontrol ng weather in the future kaya they named it Claud.


There you have it, merun na tayong baby Brian at Baby Claud both babies of breakthrough.
to be continued on episode 7...

THE BOOKWORM SOFA -monday edition's top 5

LEARNING TERMS IN LEISURE AND STYLE

1.) pariah- outcast.

"The group may treat a new member like a pariah."

2.) winsome- Generally pleasing; cheerful.
"Your winsome expression tells me you're happy to see me."

3.) caprice- Impulsive notion.
"Employees have complained of being at the mercy of the manager's every whim and caprice."
"Jetting off to Bali is the kind of caprice he's known for."

4.) pander- To cater to other's weaknesses. An illicit or illegal offer, usually to tempt.
"Don't pander to the voters."

5.) hermetic- Airtight; impervious.

"My container has a hermetic seal."

CHICK OF THE DAY "KAZEL YLLARIE KIM KINOUCHI"

Ganda din neto:] sya crush ko sa pbb teen clash 2010

Became a  teen ex-housemate of Pinoy Big Brother teen clash of 2010

PHIL-JAPANESE "ANG JAPINAY NG PARAñAQUE" SHE WAS KNOWN IN THE PBB HOUSE AS THE BRAT BUT LATER ON PROVED HER SELF AND MATURITY. AFTER SHE WAS EVICTED SHE APPEARED FOR A WHILE IN THE AFTERNOON RECAP SHOW OF PBB UBER.SHE RECENTLY IS DOING HER THING OFF CAMERA NOW. 

Nickname: Kazel

Real Name: Kazel Yllarie Kim Kinouchi

Origin: Manila, Parañaque

Age: 18

Birthdate: August 13

Nationality: Filipino

Civil Status: Single

Religion: Roman Catholic

Hobbies: Volleyball

Favorite Color: Pink, White, Black

Favorite Food: Shrimps, Sipa, Maltesers, Milky Way, Papaitan, Sushi, Frozen Yogurts, Hakaw, Kare-Kare, Tacos

Pinay na dating nagtatrabaho sa Japan ang nanay ni Kazel, Japanese ang kanyang father pero ipinanganak si Kazel na wala na ang ama sa buhay nilang mag-ina. Two years nang walang trabaho ang nanay ni Kazel, pero nagagawa pa rin nilang mamuhay nang maaliwalas dahil sa laki ng savings na naitabi ng ina mula sa kanyang pagtatrabaho sa Japan.

Magkaiba ng ama si Kazel at ang ate nito, pero hindi naman daw siya naghahanap ng ama. Bakit daw niya iisipin ang isang taong hindi naman interesado sa kanya? Kung naghanap man siya ay patanong lang.

Like mother-like daughter daw sina Kazel at ang kanyang mommy- parehong mahilig mag-shopping. May sariling credit card si Kazel at sky-is-the-limit ang credit line. Mula ulo hanggang paa, pati ang mga gamit na bitbit ay puro branded. Ito ang bonding moment nilang mag-ina, pero aware naman si Kazel sa sitwasyon at aminado siyang nahihirapan pa siyang mag-adjust sa bago nilang lifestyle.

She was evicted  with housemate yen santos and appeared on uber last year. But now she's not seen on screen anymore doing her thing off cam.

WHAT SHE'S SAYING ABOUT US GUYS

   THE SUBJECT IS SEX,                                          

   AND WOMEN ARE

   TALKING. TURNS OUT

   THEY TELL THEIR

   FRIENDS EVERYTHING.

   WE EAVESDROPPED

   ON SOME WOMEN

   TO FIND OUT WHAT

   THEY WERE SAYING.

   TO ALL DUDES OUT THERE 

   BRACE YOURSELVES

   EVEN I , WAS BADLY SURPRISED

Kung tayo mga bro e mahilig pag-usapan ang mga chicks. Pati din pala ang mga girls, particularly women, do love to talk about us(men) even in our performance in bed.

Bonding ritual at hindi na maalis daw sa mga babae yung party gossip about boys. "It helps women find out what's normal or not." and for them it feels good. Lalo na pag nasa dating phase pa lang sila. They tend to tell their female friends everything. Oo, ang lahat lahat, kaya di ko maiwasang madismaya. Para kasing kapag nakipagdate ako o di kaya if  we've had our private time with my girlfriend together, e alam din ng mga kaibigan nitong girlfriend ko. Even the length, the width, the technique, or if we guys go down to hers or if i am good- Everything.

Are you Cringing yet? Do you have to impress not only one woman but a whole group of them? Relax mga bro! and use this information. It really helped me understand her a lot.

Here are five topics that women talked about most freely and advice for us on how to become the kind of guy they will love to brag about.

PERSONALITY

Here's a reason to relax. Your personality and chemistry with her are more likely to be discussed than how you performed sexually. They'll definitely tell her friends if we are playful and fun and doesn't take things too seriously". Or they may also bitch if a guy doesn't have a sense of humor.

Win her approval

Lighten the mood. Laughter in some ways, is like an orgasm. It helps release the tension that can come with first-time sex. If matters don't proceed smoothly in bed, Laugh it off without making any cracks about her specifically. Sarcasm can be taken the wrong way.

APPEARANCE

My buddies and I aren't the only ones who discuss superficial appearances. Pwedeng maturn off ang mga girls sa atin if we do not pay attention in taking care of ourself. Our gym time will pay off too and she's gonna brag about how hot I am for example.

win her approval

Of course she wants to be attracted to you. But it's also important to her to convince her friends that the man she's had sex with is good-looking. If her pals lust over you, it boosts her ego. So think clean- clothes, body, scent. Being in shape is important, but recent survey reveals that poor hygiene can detract from even the most ripped set of abs.

ATTENTIVENESS

Pay attention to her desires. It makes her feel less used, So she lets her girls know. A chorus of women echoed her sentiments.  This speaks to more than just sex. It's about how you connect with her and it's a barometer of character. For them it makes us sweet if we are attentive.

win her approval

They don't want a wimp. We touch our girl hesitantly and wait to see what she does. Well that doesn't make you sexy at all. Be confident , not aggressive. Make your moves without apology, but watch and listen to gauge what she likes. Or just ask!

ORAL SKILLS

Women will dish wether you're awesome or awful. But at least try. For them, There is nothing more disappointing than a man who doesn't try or clueless. If you did great, she's thrilled and want to spill to her friends. If you are terrible, her friends is ther to sympathize.

win her approval

Be eager and passionate in kissing. Dont mind if you have issues in your self confidence. Just dip into it like you're kissing your love for her. She also cares on how involved we are during oral sex. Too many of us guys focus only on intercourse but far more women are able to reach orgasm with oral sex than through intercourse alone. And most of women do the oral sex job for men. So after you ejaculate on her, don't just sleep and relax. It's your job to pleasure her or literally make it the give and take relationship thing.

CONTROL

Breathe easy man. If you don't last long, women are generally forgiving. My ex-girlfriend mostly don't mind what i've done but matters for her how i make it up to her. So provided you make up for it. Again personality matters, If she likes you,she'll make excuses for you from everyone. At kung hindi ka nya magustuhan, she'll make fun of you. Harsh, but true.

win her approval

If you climax quickly, resist the pannicked urge to explain.(like the classic excuse"This never happens to me, I swear.") Instead make it about how sexy she is and how much she's turned you on, not about how you arent in control. Then make sure she gets her turn.

And being yourself to her IS THE BEST way. Don''t hide your tears from her when you're crying. Always be open and true to her. I've also learned na nakakturn off sa girls ang pagiging tough. Siguro dati uso yung mga pabrusko na dating,nung kapanahunan ni FPJ o parang defense mechanism nating mga lalaki para hindi matapakan ang ego natin. Pero ang totoo ang gusto daw ng mga babae ay yung handang ibaba yung pride for the girl. Hindi maporma, mapresko at mahangin at hindi palaaway kahit may ibang mga lalaking tumitingin sa girlfriend mo. Gentleman kung tawagin. Yung tipong magsosorry na lang at aalis kasama ng gf twing makakaenkwentro ng away.

hope this page helped a lot.

PHIL-CANADIAN MARIA ARAGON cover of born this way by lady gaga

I am proud to be pinoy!!! because of this amazing and talented child

THE PINOY FICTIONAL SCI-FI SERIES labyrinth corp. episode 5""

We've met Queenie from episode 4. Now the story is still on the go.
wayback sa kwento natin on that episode, nakadiscover nga sila ng bagong paraan na mas mabilis at mas convenient na makagawa ng scientifically-made na genetic babies o sanggol na posibleng magbigay sakanila ng batalyong mga sundalo when the right time comes.


Patuloy pa rin silang nanaliksik kung ano ang pagkakaiba ng sanggol na nagawa nila through this mutant myosin thing. Inuwi muna ni Queenie sa kanya yung bata at naghire ng yaya which is an apprentice scientist din. Napansin nilang few days old pa lang yung baby pero nakakapaginteract na agad sakanila. Tinuruan ito ni Queenie na parang sariling anak. Agad namang natuto itong magsulat at magbasa within that time. Sinabihan nya si yaya a.k.a. scientist apprentice na oras oras nitong turuan ang bata. Sa feeding mechanisms wala namang problema sa bata dahil para ding ordinaryong tao na nagugutom. Wala sa kanyang masyadong nakita na extra ordinaryo bukod sa pagiging fast learner at interactive ng sanggol. Umiiyak sya gaya ng normal na sanggol when he feels that he is alone. Pinangalanan syang si Brian na hango sa salitang "Brain" dala ng pagiging mautak ng bata.


Habang si Dr. Labyrinth naman ay abala sa lab., Si Queen ang nagasikaso kay super baby Brian.
Ginagawa naman nila yung task nila sa Gobyerno ng mabuti. At pag tapos na ang working hours ni Dr. Labyrinth, iniisa nyang ginawa yung procedure kung paano nabuo si baby Brian. gumawa pa sya ng pito pang laboratory babies sa kanyang laboratory garden. Under prenatal pa lang kaya hindi pa pwedeng ilabas sa seed pit.


Si Dr. Queen Tang naman ay nakagawa ng isang machine that can control pressure, nuclear waves,gas particles at radioactivity. Nagkaroon pa siya ng award sa isang pagtitipon at ang kasalukuyang presidenteng si Mr. Apolinario Sungcang. Marami pa ngang nagtangkang magbreak in sa kanyang lab. at mga nagtangka sa buhay nila ni Juan para lang makuha ang ideya ni Queen. Nilaunch pa lang kasi yung makina, namangha na sila dahil sa isang lukob na kwarto, naidemo ni Queen that this machine can make the furnitures inside to float sa tulong ng nakokontrol na gas particles at nuclear waves ng makina. Hindi natin alam kung paano nya nabuo ito pero ang tiyak ay bunga ito ng kanyang pagsisikap. Hindi ito for commercial use kaya ito ay reserved product muna ng government iyon ang hiniling ni Queen sa presidente.


Pero lingid sa kaalaman ng lahat, Na inaaral na ng napakagandang scientist na ito kung paano niya mailalapat ang attributes o nagagawa ng majkina sa tao, particularly kay baby Brian na 3 weeks old na magmula nung kinuha sya sa loob ng endoplasmic coating inside the gigantic seed android. Tinurok nya yung chemicals na nakakpagproduce ng nuclear atoms,radioactive molecules at isang substance na malapit sa family ng magnetic iron. Sobrang bata pa talaga ng sanggol at Medyo morbid man, pero sa tingin ko bale wala lng kay baby brian ung reaction sa kanya ng mga ininject. Kapag umiiyak ang sanggol dahil nagugutom,kasabay ng kumakalat nyang boses, ay ang yumayanig na force  na kung ano na hindi makita ibig sabihin invisible yung pwersa na nakakapagpayanig sa mga gamit sa paligid. Yung mga tools at cabinetries ay halos matumba na sa simpleng ngawngaw ni baby Brian.


Laking tuwa naman ni Queen. Panibagong discovery nanaman. Pero as usual pag outside nang government work at nasasakop ng inside job nila, Sya at si Juan Labyrinth lang talaga ang makakaalam.




[see episode 6]

THE BOOKWORM SOFA - sunday edition's top 5

LEARNING TERMS IN LEISURE AND STYLE

1.) filibuster- Delay so as to prevent action, esp. in a legislative body. [Fr.Dutch vrijbuiter, "Freebooter," via Spanish filibustero.]
-the use of extreme dilatory tactics in an attempt to delay or prevent action especially in a legislative assembly
"Don't try to filibuster your way out of doing your chores."
"They engaged in a filibuster that lasted for over a week."

2.)  dervish- Member of Muslim order known to move as though entering a trance; one who dances with the same abandon. [Fr.Persian darvesh, "religious mendicant".]
"She moved like a whirling dervish."

3.)  hobnob- To associate familiarly; drink together
"It's time to hobnob with the bosses."

4.)  ilk- sort or kind.
"I'm afraid I don't like to read books of that ilk."

5.)  dirge- Song or hymn of grief.
"The sadness of the funeral dirge haunts me."

CHICK OF THE DAY "SAM PINTO"

Nasa heaven na ba ako? Andami kasing nagkalat na anghel everywhere.Isa nanaman to sa kanila na nakuha atensyon ko :] 

Samuelle Lynne Acosta Pinto

(born December 11, 1989),

popularly known as Sam Pinto, is a Filipino actress and commercial model.

 

Modeling career

Sam started out as a print-ad and TV commercial model. At the age of 10, she got her first modelling job, appearing in the posters for Coca-Cola. Other TV and print-ad credits include Sunsilk, SMART, Voice combo sandwich, Colgate, Palmolive, and Mc Donald's. She was also an endorser for a clothing brand, BAYO. Also appeared in Mark Bautista's music video.

Main article: Pinoy Big Brother: Double Up

She became known to people after being a part of the reality series, Pinoy Big Brother: Double Up. Originally a House B housemate, she moved to House A after a week of her stay inside Big Brother's House. She has been saved by her fans through voting on several eviction nights before finally getting the boot on the night of January 9, 2010.

 Early TV Appearances

Before her stint on the reality show though, she was seen acting with Mark Herras on a "Maynila" episode in GMA Network. Sam was a finalist in the Myx VJ Search 2008. Her first regular appearance was in a television show called Midnight DJ, opposite Oyo Boy Sotto. She joined the show as a cast regular in the middle of season 4. She played Max, the Midnight DJ crew's resident psychic. Her character was first introduced in the "Oink! Oink!" episode.

2010-Present

 ABS-CBN

Sam has been dubbed as the 'IT-girl of the moment'. Thus, she appeared in the cover of various magazines such as Woman Today, Gadgets Magazine, and most notably the covergirl for the July issue of FHM magazine in 2010.

She played Amanda, a "mangkukulam" and Elias' (Jake Cuenca) love interest in the weekly primetime series Agimat Presents: Elias Paniki in ABS-CBN. Sam will soon be seen on the big screen via Petrang Kabayo, a remake of the popular 80's film, with Vice Ganda in the titular role.

 

Transfer to GMA

After endless rumors and speculations of her transfer to ABS-CBN's rival network, Sam herself confirmed the news in her Twitter account: "Thank you KAPUSO family for welcoming me! I'm so excited. So finally I can answer, yes I'm a KAPUSO now :)". She signed a three-year exclusive contract with the Kapuso channel and will soon be visible on TV, starring in several upcoming shows of GMA Network.
Sam played Samara, a warrior princess, in the 2010 Official Entry to the Metro Manila Film Festival, Si Agimat at Si Enteng Kabisote. The movie is top-billed by Sen. Bong Revilla and Vic Sotto; Sam played the former's love interest.

SHE'S CURRENTLY ONE OF THE BUBBLETS IN BUBBLE GANG.

in addition is her newest endorsement in san mig light

She also appeared on Jillian namamasko po as the daughter of Christopher de leon.

And watch out for her first teleserye in GMA's upcoming reinstallment of Captain Barbell. She's one of the cast.