Tuesday, March 1, 2011

BOYS 101- "THE 101 things you LADIES must know about us GUYS"



1. We  don’t actually look after good-looking girls. We prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. We love flirts.
3. We can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.
5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions we ask on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. We may be flirting around all day but before going to sleep, we always think about the girl we truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. We go love a girl’s smile.
9. We will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.
10. I hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When we want to meet your parents. Let us.
12.We want to tell you many things but we can’t. And we sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
14. Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. We usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped us, and this makes it harder for us to accept our defeat.
17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. We love it when girls touch our hands.
20. We are good flatterers when courting but usually stammer when we talk to a girl we really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says “no”, we hear it as “try again tomorrow.”
23. You have to tell me what you really want before I get the message clearly.
24. We find ways to keep you off from linking with someone else
25. Guys love their moms.
26. I would sacrifice my money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. I would often think about the girl who likes me. But this doesn’t mean that I like her.
28. You can never understand me unless you listen.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. We Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than
girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys EUR™ weaknesses.
32. We are very open about ourselves.
33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting.
35. We hate it when our clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. We really admire girls that we like even if they’re not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If  I tell you about my problems, I just need someone to listen to me. You don’t need to give advice.
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
41. We love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
42. We try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. We virtually brag about anything.
44. We cannot keep secrets that girls tell us.
45.We think too much.
46. Our fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to us but her weight does!
48. We tend to get serious with our own relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!
49. When a girl makes me suffer during courtship, it would be hard for me to let go of that girl.
50. It’s not easy for me to let go of my girlfriend after we broke up especially when we’ve been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell us what you really want before getting involved with us.
52. We have to experience rejection, because if I'm too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, I won’t be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, We blame ourselves a lot more than girls do. We could even hurt ourselves physically.
54. We have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. We are tigers in our peer groups but become tamed pussycats with our girlfriends.
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”
59. We don’t really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If I am gonna start to talk seriously, listen.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. We believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that we were wrong.
64. We like femininity not feebleness.
65. We don’t like girls who punch harder than we do.
66. We may instantly know if the girl likes us but can never be sure unless the girl tells us.
67. We would waste our time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. We love girls who can cook or bake.
69. We like girls who are like our moms. No kidding!
70. We have  more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don’t be a snob. We may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting us.
75. We are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. We don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.
77. We really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. We don’t care about how shiny our shoes are unlike girls.
80. We tend to generalize about girls but once we get to know them, we’ll realize we’re wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. We find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Our weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, we usually keeps ourself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If  I let you go, I really love you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. We learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. We seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not our hair!
97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.
98. We hate girls who overreact.
99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships
100. Most of us pretend to be tough but deep inside we are as weak as girls. Sometimes the girls are the one who is brave in the end.
101. Pleasure towards sex is in a guy's nature. But that doesn't mean we don't respect girls. It's part of our needs as food and water that you must accept. We can secretly fantasize, lust and be tempted to any woman who gets within our eyes. But we prefer to lust and do sex with the girl we truly love and for us its priceless.

Yung ilan nga dito tinamaan ako.Pero kung tatanungin ako as a guy, ang gusto ko yung

"mabait" literally yung hindi mayabang at suplada. Hindi din tagos sa buto magsalita kun hindi ay mabuting tao.

"maganda" simpleng magayos,natural na maganda kasi para sakin yung mga sobra maglagay ng kolorete sa muka parang bakla na tignan. I want you in your simplest but fullest.

"matalino" yun tipong average naman yung grades at hindi matanong dahil alam na kung ano ang dapat at ang tama. Hindi kasi ako palakausap at ang gusto ko yung naiintindihan ako because i prefer to act silently without talking.

"totoo" be yourself, wala naman kaming mga lalaki na pamantayan sa appearance nyong mga girls. Basta mahal namin kahit hindi ka kagandahan magsasama tayo FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES :]

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